i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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