Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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