Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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