i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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