It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
