and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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