just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
