remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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