just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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