I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
