we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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