no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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