i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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