watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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