Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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