Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just had sex on a roof
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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