It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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