Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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