Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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