Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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