I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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