Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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