I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
time to smoke my breakfast
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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