If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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