She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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