whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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