That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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