He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Come on in and take your pants off
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