haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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