How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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