I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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