There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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