Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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