okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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