don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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