1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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