need another drink. this is the easiest way
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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