these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
