Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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