Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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