some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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