Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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