Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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