you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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