he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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