do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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