If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
