D3 body, D1 cock
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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