So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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