i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i would one night stand the shit outta him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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