so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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