dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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