i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
